So today my ten-year-old cousin asked me what a hooker is ( Read more... )

PMS FALSE ALARM. Or rather, my period has come two days early. What gives, uterus? I was all ready and set for you on Thursday! It's a good thing I stocked up on tampons today.

(WHICH, by the way, there was only one non-applicator option in the whole damn shop. I guess that's what I get for buying my ~feminine hygiene~ products in a supermarket, ( Read more... )

( I am so dazzled. )

SAZZ LOOK BEHIND THIS CUT WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLAYING LEGO STAR WARS.

( Delaware + puppy )

Today, my friends, it is the two month anniversary of mine and sazzlette's personal brand of ridiculousness, the Sam and Delaware RP saga. One's an emotionally stunted, slightly incestuous antichrist, the other's a spunky hooker with a heart of gold, together they fight crime! Our stupid, little baby has grown so big and stupid ( Read more... )

13 year old steals dad's credit card and plays Halo with $1000-a-night hookers

THAT IS ADORABLE.

And deranged.

BUT ADORABLE.